Interview: Prince Endymion
*Small Conference room with round table*
Interviewer: *Glances at vampires, swallows. Grips cross necklace tight.* Thank you for letting me interview you. *Weak smile.* You have a…lovely palace.
Prince Endymion: Thanks. I built it myself. *smiles.*
Prince Aldis: *Rolls eyes*
Interviewer: *Smiles timidly* Have you always lived at the palace?
Prince Endymion: Since we came to Sidrea. It was boxes and coffins before that.
Interviewer: *Blinks, stammering* This must have been…quite a change.
Prince Endymion: *nods* Luckily, I was able to take my coffin with me so it didn’t feel too bad when I brought it into the bedroom. *Goes to stand* Would you like to see it?
Interviewer: *Pales* N-no. No, thank you. I’m sure…that’s private. I wouldn’t want to intrude.
Prince Endymion: *grins* I don’t mind showing pretty virgins my coffin. They are the ones that taste the best. *pauses, frowns at Prince Aldis.*
Prince Aldis: *glaring*
Prince Endymion: *sighs* I don’t really sleep in a coffin. We sleep in a bed like normal people.
Interviewer: *relaxes* Oh. That’s good. *Glances at cards, then the pair of Princes* Should…we get started then?
Prince Endymion: Didn’t we already?
Interviewer: *flushes* The first question is from one of our human viewers. When was the first time you used a curse word? Uh...*rephrases* said something profane?
Prince Endymion: *tips head* I’m a prince. I don’t ever fucken curse. It’s not the proper thing for someone of my stature to be using.
Interviewer: *eyes him*
Prince Endymion: Besides, I think if you say bad words then all the assholes will just assume they can do whatever the goddamn fuck they want. They’ll think I’m just like them and then those bitches won’t bow to me.
Interviewer: Do you want them to bow to you?
Prince Endymion: I’m a Prince. They’re supposed to bow to me. That’s how it works. *grumbles* But everybody always forgets that I’m a prince.
Interviewer: *Smiles* Well, then this opportunity must be nice. Are you excited to be so involved in the Human Exchange Program?
Prince Endymion: *Opens mouth to speak, pauses. Glares at Prince Aldis.* I’m sooo thrilled. *Clearly sarcastic*
Interviewer: *Tips head* This program has gotten national attention. It will make sure everyone remembers you are a prince. Aren’t you happy about that?
Prince Endymion: Wait. Where is this interview going to be airing? *Glares at Prince Aldis*
Prince Aldis: *Smiles* Only in a few houses. Don’t worry about it.
Interviewer: *Smiles* We are from one of the leading news agencies. This is being broadcast around the world. Trust me, you’ll be famous.
Prince Endymion: *Glares at Prince Aldis*
Prince Aldis: You’ve already agreed to do it. You can’t back out now.
Prince Endymion: You owe me a ton of French fries and Life Enders for this.
Interviewer: Next question. *eyes card* What is your reaction to a human joining you at school? Are you at all concerned about his safety?
Prince Endymion: So long as he’s not AB negative, he’ll be fine. I could probably deal with an annoying human…I mean, an exchange human…for a few hours.
Interviewer: So it wasn’t your idea to chaperone…*eyes card* Kaelin?
Prince Endymion: Prince Aldis asked me to do it as a favor. It probably won’t be too bad.
Interviewer: *Flips through cards.* That reminds me of another question we had. Do you have any cousins…any other cousins? When was the last time you saw them? *Smiles*
Prince Endymion: I have three cousins. Prince Aldis *Nudges Prince Aldis* but I don’t see him very often. He’s busy getting ready to be the new king. *pauses* The last time I saw him was a couple weeks ago. Then I have two cousins who are Aldis’s sisters, Princess Macyn and Princess Engla. I see them…every day because I live in the palace with them *looks sheepish*
Interviewer: *flips card* When was the last time you truthfully told someone you hated them, and why?
Prince Endymion: *frowns, quiet for several seconds* About a month ago. Because he pushed back his visit again.
Interviewer: Who was this?
Prince Endymion: *grins* the fucken guy who delivers my fries to the palace. I hate him so much sometimes.
Interviewer: *frowns* I feel like you’re not being honest with me.
Prince Endymion: What reason would I have to lie to you?
Interviewer: Exactly. *Flips to next card* If you could bring back one person from the dead, who would it be and why? Honest answer, please. *smiles tightly*
Prince Endymion: *eyes narrow* I don’t think I like this one. What’s the next one?
Interviewer: *Sighs, flips card* I suppose that was honest, at least. How about…*flips another card* What is your opinion on this song? *Reaches down for radio and flips button.*
*Music starts to play*
*I’m a vampire, babe. Sell you twenty dollars’ worth. I’m a black bat, babe, bangin’ on your window pane…*
Prince Endymion: *tips head* That’s vampire blues by Neil Young. I like his voice but he needs to work on his lyrics a little bit.
Interviewer: *leans in* So you’ve heard this song before? *Pauses radio*
Prince Endymion: Of course. The album came out in 1974. It’s not the best rock music, but he’s got some fairly good songs. It’s not actually about vampires, though. It’s a metaphor for the greed of the oil industry.
Interviewer: What about this one? *Skips to next song*
*Music starts to play*
*The secret side of me, I never let you see. I keep it caged but I can’t control it…*
Prince Endymion: *grins* That one is Monster, by Skillet. And not at all about vampires. It’s about being fake and not allowing people to see the real you. It’s pretty much about sin, which is what every Christian has, and attempting to throw away the old so you can become a better person for God.
Interviewer: Which brings me to my next question. What are some assumptions people have about you that aren’t necessarily true? Do you ever feel like people don’t see the real you?
Prince Endymion: *shrugs* I have no reason to hide who I am. If people have opinion about me, they are entitled to them whether they are wrong or not.
Interviewer: *presses* But are they wrong?
Prince Endymion: It’s opinion. People’s opinions are their own. They can’t be right or wrong.
Interviewer: Fair enough. *flips another card* Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
Prince Endymion: *laughs* You can ask any girl in town. They’ll let you know my sexuality. I’ve never questioned it before, and I never will. Guys just don’t do it for me. I am one hundred percent straight. *leans forward* Why, are you interested? I’m between girls.
Interviewer: *flushes* Uh…next question. *fumbles cards* Have you ever had unrequited feelings for anyone?
Prince Endymion: *puts hand on hers* Have you ever had unrequited feelings for anyone? *grins*
Interviewer: *pulls hand away* This is your interview, not mine.
Prince Endymion: I know. That’s why I’m interviewing you. Have you ever questioned your sexuality? I don’t mind taking on a couple girls if you’re into that kind of thing.
Interviewer: *Trys to take control again* Do you consider yourself a flirt, Prince Endymion?
Prince Endymion: You’re the one flirting with me. I’m just making sure you have no unrequited feelings.
Interviewer: *glances at card, flushes* Have you ever had unrequited feelings?
Prince Endymion: I think you’re avoiding the question…I didn’t get your name. What is your name?
Interviewer: *Flushes* Jane. But…uh…Let’s skip to the next question. *Reads next question. Flushes, and moves to a different card* What is your biggest regret?
Prince Endymion: My biggest regret is not getting you to answer the question.
Interviewer: *sighs* I’ll answer if you answer.
Prince Endymion: Okay. Sounds fair.
Interviewer: Yes. I had a crush on a professor in high school. Obviously, unrequited for a reason. What about you?
Prince Endymion: *grins* Nope. Never. *pauses, smile fades* Well, I guess once. But it was a long time ago, and I’ve not really thought too much about her since.
Interviewer: Would you like to talk about it? I’m a good listener.